Humor
epub |eng | | Author:Sara Farizan

I forget to put the cap on the blender. Chunks of chopped walnuts fly out of the top of the mixer and ricochet off the kitchen sink and coffee machine. ...
( Category: Humor March 2,2023 )
epub |eng | 2014-01-02 | Author:Todd Strasser [Strasser, Todd]

Alex excused himself and disappeared for the rest of lunch. Later Amber and I walked over to Mr. Dirksen's class. Once again, Mr. Dirksen sprang the test on us, and ...
( Category: Humor February 24,2023 )
epub |eng | | Author:Tim Egan [Egan, Tim]

The next morning Arthur was, well, stunned when he woke up and saw a ten-foot-tall llama in a grass skirt standing over him. Arthur and Stella were in their bed ...
( Category: Humor February 18,2023 )
epub |eng | 2014-01-21 | Author:Golden Books [Books, Golden]

The conductor said in a worried voice, “There’s a herd of cows on the track. And our whistle isn’t working. Without a whistle, we can’t make the cattle move.” “Stop ...
( Category: Humor February 10,2023 )
epub |eng | 2021-12-28 | Author:David Lewman [Lewman, David]

* * * Buster gathered Gunter, Ash, and Miss Crawly in a corner of the rehearsal space. “Listen up,” he said. “I gotta go to Calloway’s. And I gotta go ...
( Category: Humor February 2,2023 )
epub, azw3 |eng | 2015-12-10 | Author:D.L. Green [D. L. Green]

Oops. I’d forgotten to act sick. I faked a cough. Then I made my voice sound raspy. Mom shook her head. “You sound like you’re faking a sore throat.” I ...
( Category: Humor January 31,2023 )
epub |eng | | Author:Tim Egan

Then the biggest tiger stood up and snarled, "It is my considered opinion that the most flavorful entrée of all would be Sautéed Duck in an orange glaze." All at ...
( Category: Humor January 31,2023 )
epub |eng | 2013-01-15 | Author:Juliette MacIver [MacIver, Juliette]

But ... Aunty Anne and Candy can! And Aunty Candy’s panda can, with Aunt Amanda’s salamander, Sandy’s goose and Andy’s gander! And Aunt Samantha’s panthers can! When THEY all dance ...
( Category: Humor January 31,2023 )
epub |eng | | Author:Helen Lester

Each one always tried to outdo the others. "I can make a hairy monster with sharp teeth!" bellowed the Wizard. "I can make a bumpy monster with nine legs!" screeched ...
( Category: Humor January 30,2023 )
epub |eng | 2012-08-07 | Author:Kristen L. Depken [Depken, Kristen L.]

Suddenly, Pato began to dance! Pocoyo clapped. He loved Pato’s dancing! Pocoyo wanted to dance, too. Pocoyo tried … and tried to dance … but he fell down! Just then, ...
( Category: Humor January 30,2023 )
epub |eng | 2019-01-15 | Author:Sergio Ruzzier [Ruzzier, Sergio]

The Quiet Boat Ride Chocolate Cake The Sunrise SERGIO RUZZIER is a 2011 Sendak Fellow who has written and illustrated many critically acclaimed children’s books. Born in Milan, Italy, he ...
( Category: Humor January 18,2023 )
epub |eng | | Author:Carol Gorman

Chapter Thirteen Jerry wasn’t going to tell his mother what happened, and he didn’t feel like pretending nothing was wrong. So when he got home, he retreated to his room. ...
( Category: Humor January 17,2023 )
epub |eng | 2016-12-19 | Author:Lita Judge

Whoa Whoa ft Scrinch scrunch scrinch scrunch scrinch scrunch The End
( Category: Humor January 13,2023 )
epub |eng | 2016-07-11 | Author:David Lewman [Lewman, David]

BEARDED DRAGON AND TATTOO opened a valve and swung a large pipe over toward Max and Duke. All the Flushed Pets pushed Max and Duke toward the pipe. Everyone stared ...
( Category: Humor December 20,2022 )
epub |eng | | Author:Aaron Reynolds

Pan turns back to us and holds out a wad of the cheesy crud. “This stuff is what he’s been eating. It’s loaded with fortune-teller fungus.” Pan throws the gloppy ...
( Category: Humor December 20,2022 )